If you're lazy then here it is,
<?php
/*
*
* Handles mysql connections and queries.
*
*/
class mysql {
private $link = null;
private $result = null;
// connects to the database.
public function __construct($server, $user, $pass, $db){
$this->link = mysql_pconnect($server, $user, $pass);
mysql_select_db($db, $this->link);
if (is_callable('get_magic_quotes_gpc') && get_magic_quotes_gpc() === 1){
foreach ($_GET as &$value) $value = stripslashes($value);
foreach ($_POST as &$value) $value = stripslashes($value);
foreach ($_COOKIE as &$value) $value = stripslashes($value);
}
}
// escapes any control character in the input.
public function escape(&$var, $return = false){
$var = mysql_real_escape_string($var, $this->link);
if ($return) return $var;
}
// performs the given SQL query.
public function query($sql){
$this->result = mysql_query($sql, $this->link);
}
// same as above but unbuffered.
public function ub_query($sql){
$this->result = mysql_unbuffered_query($sql, $this->link);
}
// fetches a row following a query.
public function fetch(&$row){
$row = mysql_fetch_assoc($this->result);
return ($row !== false);
}
// same as above but returns an array of rows.
public function fetch_array(){
$results = array();
while ($this->fetch($row)){
$results[] = $row;
}
return $results;
}
// fetches a single cell.
public function fetch_cell(&$result){
$result = mysql_result($this->result, 0);
return ($result !== false);
}
// fetches the last auto_increment number.
public function fetch_last_id(&$id){
$id = mysql_insert_id($this->link);
}
}
?>
I might have an idea on how to connect but not sure about the rest, like inserting, fetching and all that... 
I was right about connecting but not about the sql part 
