BetterPHP

Does anyone know if there are any PHP text to speech things, or does PHP provides its own text-to-speech engine. I could use eSpeak to create audio descriptions of links/areas of the screen but I'd rather do it on the fly

i'll do a tutorial on it at somepoint, but using google translate you can do this

You definitely cant do anything that advanced directly. Not that I have tried it, but I imagine it would take some serious work to do it in pure php not to mention an awful lot of recording of you speaking For something like this you are better of using an external API, google provides one that I know of and there are probably others.