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JelvinJS7 wrote: Unfortunately, the answear is no

How old are you?

I once had an incredible fail-day.

1) I walked into the wrong classroom and just stood there for 2 minutes just staring, no one said a word.

2) At lunch I dropped a plate, took a new one and dropped that one too.

3) I had borrowed a pencil from my teacher and when I was exiting the classroom she told me to give it back (i had forgot about it) but I was also holding my keys in the other hand, so I accidentally threw my keys in her face.

4) When walking home, I think I slipped on the snow/ice 8 times.

5) At home when making noodles I forgot to put water in the pan.

6) I accidentally placed milk in the pantry and the chocolate milk powder in the fridge.


Temor, you can watch the video through a proxy, like DaveProxy (which I just did)

On the bright side, you should not do anything dumb for most of the year

EcazS wrote:How old are you?

Uhhh… 13…

Temor wrote:You apparently used a song that Swedes are not supposed to hear...

yeah. I think it's explicit. Lol on a school video.

JelvinJS7 wrote: Uhhh… 13…

And you're what, heartbroken because she said no?

EcazS wrote:

JelvinJS7 wrote: Uhhh… 13…

And you're what, heartbroken because she said no?

Well, there's more to it than that…

JelvinJS7 wrote: Well, there's more to it than that…

Still, you're 13! Your life has just begun the last thing you should do is worry about stuff like that right now, at that age.

EcazS wrote:

JelvinJS7 wrote: Well, there's more to it than that…

Still, you're 13! Your life has just begun the last thing you should do is worry about stuff like that right now, at that age.

Well… NOW Is the time that people Start going out in my town.

My biggest school fail was the day my trousers got ripped....

Imagine if you will, a feild easy the length of a football pitch and probably then some, The entrance to the playground was one side, me and some mates was sat on the other side...

We were sitting on a bench which had the front slat missing, with a dirty great screw stickin up from out of the leg. I was sat with this screw centered between my legs. My wise ass mates decided to get up, run round the back and pull the bench backwards hoping to tip me over.

I knew their intension and quickly lept up.....

the fail comes as i was not quite quick enough. The screw caught my trousers right on the seam and this ripped my trousers right along it from knee to knee....

What makes it worse, is i now have to walk ALL the way accross this field, and half then length back round buildings to get to the reception area. all whilst holding my trousers trying not to flash anyone my boxers...


Want more... well here is one that will get you giggling if you can guess what happens...

I am at work, I work in an office populated by females. Me and a couple of them get on like a house on fire and we constantly tease and bully each other. One perticular young lady has a tendency to throw things into my tea...

One laid back afternoon, she is trying to throw crisps into my tea. I am sat there hand over my cup to stop her ruining my fresh tea. One of the other girls comes up behind me, and knowing how ticklish i can be, starts tickling me. I end up falling off my chair with laughter and what not... She then continues ticking me until the inevitable happens...

I will give a gold star to anyone who can guess what happens next... infront of all these lasses....

Pants fall off, or more likely…

You make a "happy" in your pants?