What are you doing tonight?

[EcazS]

Well, I was in a hotel drinking with some friends and all of a sudden some dude comes up to me, taps me on the shoulder and says "Do you know who I am", he could barely stand upright. I said "No but please, do tell me." and then I turned around and started talking with my friends. So he kind of "slapped" me in the back of my head (like grown ups do on their kids ) and was being all cocky and stuff like that.

So I stood up and walked out for a smoke, completely ignoring him as I knew he would follow me and when he came out I asked him to stop being a fat little prick and you know, as the drunk moron he was, he just started laughing and was like "Stop?! Haha you want me to stop?! Haha". So I punched him on the nose and if you've ever gotten punched on the nose you kind of get blinded by your own tears because it hurts like h*ll! So then I took him down to the ground and walked back in.

I didn't see him anymore that night but now everyone is worried about me since the guy is apparently NOT a "good" guy.
So it wasn't much of a fight... but still

//Edit
Why would he throw is cat around?! That's messed up.

[Torniquet]

lol excellent!

There was a story on some woman (this is in the UK btw :p) who casually walked past a house, picked up a cat and put it in a wheely bin lol.... when she was sober...

[Temor]

So I punched him on the nose

Right on!

Where exactly do you live?

/edit;

Throwing his cat? :S That's just messed up.

lol excellent!

There was a story on some woman (this is in the UK btw :p) who casually walked past a house, picked up a cat and put it in a wheely bin lol.... when she was sober...

There's a video of that on youtube I believe

Yup:

[EcazS]

Where exactly do you live?

In Lycksele. It's like 800km away from Stockholm

And that video is weird, how would you come up with such an idea!?

[Temor]

Where exactly do you live?

In Lycksele. It's like 800km away from Stockholm

And that video is weird, how would you come up with such an idea!?

Ah, I know where that is

Apparently " It was supposed to be funny "...

[JelvinJS7]

this isn't really relevant, but i just wanna say it:

so in english i had to download a powerpoint to display for the class, so i logged into my gmail to download it (i emailed it to myself). i have a lab that shows me a preview of my inbox while the page is loading.
this window is being displayed onto a smartboard for my entire class to read.

so i have 5 new emails, topic reply notifications from this topic and a few others from here and phpacademy.
So people are reading it, and see "email from: jacek@betterphp.co.uk subject: 'What are you doing tonight?' "

they just thought it was so weird.

as i'm am 1 of 2 people in my class that can program and understand phpBB (the other i've tried to get to join here, if he does his username will probably be alexchenko, btw), they all thought you were some creepy guy stalking me or something.
it didn't get aided by the fact that if/when someone asked who jacek was, the answer would be "someone i met online"

[Temor]

it didn't get aided by the fact that if/when someone asked who jacek was, the answer would be "someone i met online"

Thank you for making me chuckle

[EcazS]

Hahaha! I would hate to get an email in class with that subject

Luckily I didn't register with my "personal" email

[JelvinJS7]

this isn't the first time that happened. i had to download the same thing on friday (didn't work then…), and ppl saw my youtube subscription update, plus one of my friends was online, and no one knew how.
they were also like "oh there's ME" when looking at my chat contact list

[EcazS]

The only "weird" thing that have happened to me in class was this one time, I had my laptop with me for a presentation and so when I started it, it automatically logged in to MSN. And a bunch of guys started spamming me like "Wassup!" and "Guess what I did last night" and a bunch of weird stuff

Another thing that tends to happen quite a lot. I tend to always be late for class. And 8/10 times we only gather in one classroom and then walk away to another one. So with me being late I don't know where they all went so I always check the first classroom to see if they are actually still there. But most of time, they're not.

So I open the door, walk in, close the door and then I realize they've all left and I'm now standing in the middle of a different class just staring at me

[jacek]

So I open the door, walk in, close the door and then I realize they've all left and I'm now standing in the middle of a different class just staring at me

I have done this quote a few times

[Tino]

I actually took that a step further once by taking a seat in the wrong class...

That was pretty embarassing

[jacek]

I actually took that a step further once by taking a seat in the wrong class...

... How would you not notice that !

[Temor]

I actually took that a step further once by taking a seat in the wrong class...

That was pretty embarassing

I almost did this.

I got to school early. I took a seat in an empty classroom, pulled out my laptop, started listening to music on pretty high volume.
I didn't even notice when people started entering the classroom and when I finally decided it was a good time to take my eyes of the screen I noticed there was around 30 people around me, and none of them were in my class. So I just sat there looking stupid with an entire classroom full of people giving me strange looks like I was the new kid in class or something.

Pretty awkward moment...

[Tino]

I actually took that a step further once by taking a seat in the wrong class...

... How would you not notice that !

Well... I have no idea... Everyone has some of those fail moments in their life. That was one of my biggest ones

[jacek]

Well... I have no idea... Everyone has some of those fail moments in their life. That was one of my biggest ones

Mine was this

if ($length > 5 || $length < 20){
    // This is always true !
}

[JelvinJS7]

My biggest fail? I'm not sure, there's so much… lol

Sadly, the only thing I can think of is a bit of a stretch. Basically I thought this girl would say yes when I asked her out, as she had said yes when I asked her to slow dance at a school dance a few days earlier. Turns out she knew all my intentions, and I had no clue of that.
I have essentially been dead since. (this was in February, btw)

If you want a school fail…
Ummm…
Idk I'm so perfect! lol
Hehe I'll get back to you guys… maybe

[jacek]

Sadly, the only thing I can think of is a bit of a stretch. Basically I thought this girl would say yes when I asked her out, as she had said yes when I asked her to slow dance at a school dance a few days earlier. Turns out she knew all my intentions, and I had no clue of that.
I have essentially been dead since. (this was in February, btw)

Is this a bad teen movie ?

[JelvinJS7]

Actually, here's one: my school was building a computer for an epic computer cart, and at one point, we all hold up our memory card, and I just hold up my hand with nothing in it. I think it's 1:25-ish in here:
Btw, I'm the brown/black haired guy with red glasses and red shirt

[JelvinJS7]

Sadly, the only thing I can think of is a bit of a stretch. Basically I thought this girl would say yes when I asked her out, as she had said yes when I asked her to slow dance at a school dance a few days earlier. Turns out she knew all my intentions, and I had no clue of that.
I have essentially been dead since. (this was in February, btw)

Is this a bad teen movie ?

Unless my life was a movie.
Unfortunately, the answear is no

[Temor]

Mine was this

if ($length > 5 || $length < 20){
    // This is always true !
}

Took me a while to figure that one out. But once I got it I actually laughed a bit

Actually, here's one: my school was building a computer for an epic computer cart, and at one point, we all hold up our memory card, and I just hold up my hand with nothing in it. I think it's 1:25-ish in here:
Btw, I'm the brown/black haired guy with red glasses and red shirt

It's blocked in my country because of some silly copyright nonsense.
You apparently used a song that Swedes are not supposed to hear...