A: ASP programmers only write basic code.
So I saw it today and *had* to post it here.
Let's start a programming-related joke topic
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Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm not sure if those qualify as programming joke. They're more math-yEcazS wrote:I know two,
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
You can program in binary. You can use OCT and DEC in programming. It all depends on how deep you go.JelvinJS7 wrote:but I'm not sure if those qualify as programming joke.
I kmow that (well, I knew binary programming was possible). Personally I think they're better math jokes thoughEcazS wrote:You can program in binary. You can use OCT and DEC in programming. It all depends on how deep you go.JelvinJS7 wrote:but I'm not sure if those qualify as programming joke.
Oh TeeHeeEcazS wrote:And the ASP one is because people mostly script in basic/visual basic. So they code (in) Basic and PHP programmers code in PHP.
EcazS wrote:A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”