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del system32 In Linux talk that is [syntax=text]rm -Rf /[/syntax] although I heard a crazy rumour that the kernel will stop you doing that. Too scared to try it Had to try it (Ubuntu 12.10): [syntax=text]root@derp:~# rm -rf / rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on `/' rm: use --no-preserve-r...

EcazS wrote:How do you know it's his birthday?

I had him on facebook a while ago.

Just wanted to pop in and say happy birthday

bowersbros wrote:

Kamal wrote:

bowersbros wrote:So, no IP storing

You are already doing that, look at your nginx logs

Im planning on having no logs eventually, Im currently logging stuff so that I can keep track of any visitors I dont particarly want yet

You can log only the things you want in nginx

bowersbros wrote:So, no IP storing

You are already doing that, look at your nginx logs

EcazS wrote:404 isn't PHP joke lolololololol!!!

The heck, dude, the heck.

You decided to go with nginx! good choice (ahem)
also, i found out a way to log each vhost's (apache terms) bandwidth usage. take a look at custom log formats and the $bytes_sent variable

It was a joke... 404 == Page not found, so if its not found then how do they login? || Again on the not found error, they could be a 'not found member' etc. The idea of it that it was a joke, I'm sure everyone on these forums are always happy to have new Members. (And yes, I use PHP terms because i...

Ze board r ze forums.

Ze board r fast!

jacek wrote:I wonder who it was, I bet they never login

Why is that? You don't want a new user?



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I have the IP and when I navigate to it it works, but how do i set it up to use a domain name to it instead of the ip? So if i gave you my domain name, you'd be able to see it for example Open the ports, and use a dynamic dns thingy because your ip probably changes every x hours (most ISPs do that)...

I'm 100% serious too. In class I'm like 40 pages behind everyone and I think it's so hard and it's obvious that I'm going to fail on the exam and then when the exam comes I'm like, "this is too easy, this can't be right. If I think this is easy I'm obviously not doing it right". And then ...

There is a debugger called xDebug, try it

Q: Why do PHP programmers dislike ASP programmers?
A: ASP programmers only write basic code.

So I saw it today and *had* to post it here.
Let's start a programming-related joke topic

Try this one: https://github.com/LearnWebDev/Learn-WebDev-Framework

Try Gnome Shell It is officially supported on 10.10. LOVE IT!
EDIT: I hate it.

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libeco wrote:Or:
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There's SO much you can do with the date function and its relatives!

A more efficient (+faster) way: [syntax=php]function getMonthName($month){ $months = array('-', 'January', 'Februrary', 'March', 'April', 'May', 'June', 'July', 'August', 'September', 'October', 'November', 'December'); if(isset($months[$month])) return $months[$month]; else return '-'; }[/syntax]

jacek wrote:http://demo.phpbb3styles.net/X_Silver is the winner so far, any objections ?

No. Install it!